The reason I’m suicidal..
.is because I’m the
human equivalent of Rachel Tice.
I’m going to cry look at this perfect cake my friend made me for my birthday
Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
I haven’t seen my little baby in 2 weeks and I miss him so much you have no idea :’c